(Episode 2.021) by Barry Pullman Download as a PDF
First Draft: February 5 ,1991 Second Draft/Dist. to Dept. Heads: February 8,1991 Revised/General Distribution: February 14, 1991 - Blue Revised: February 14, 1991 - Pink Revised: February 20, 1991 - Green Revised: February 21, 1991 - Yellow Revised: February 22, 1991 - Cherry Lynch/Frost Productions, Inc. 7700 Balboa Boulevard Van Nuys, CA 91406 (818) 909-7900 ACT ONE FADE IN:1. INT. WINDOM EARLE'S CABIN - DAY LEO JOHNSON and MAJOR BRIGGS sit captive against a wall. Leo slowly looks around the room. Does so again. Apparently satisfied , he rises to his feet and moves until the ankle chain snaps him to a halt. Straining forward, he is able to lean over a table, and takes something from its drawer. He then returns to beside Briggs, who still looks very dazed, unconscious of his surroundings. Leo, with great effort, fits his new possession into the lock of Briggs's handcuffs. Briggs is released. But doesn't realize it. Leo shakes him. Save Shelly ... Leo is looking up at the wall with Shelly's photo. Enough internal fog clears for Briggs to realize he is now free. He gets up unsteadily and stumbles away. CLOSE ON the wall photos. MATCH CUT TO: 2. SAME PHOTOS - LATER SOUND of a door closing. Footsteps. EXPAND TO show WINDOM EARLE coming in to see Briggs is gone. Why, who in the world let Major Briggs loose, Leo? It couldn't have been you, could it? Leo cringes, expecting another shock. None comes. No, no punishment little Leo. It's to late for that to do us any harm. And I have a new game for you. He holds up a burlap bag. Something's moving inside. CUT TO: 3. INT. DINER - DAY Over by the kitchen, SHELLY and ANNIE are sorting silverware, when they're joined by NORMA, who carries over a tray of freshly baked pies. Here's our contribution to the Miss Twin Peaks Gala Buffet. And I fully expect to see one of you up there tonight in the winner's circle. ANNIE Dream on, Norma. NORMA Don't sell yourself short, kid. This is one of the biggest days of the year for us and we need somebody up there who deserves that title. Especially this year. ANNIE ... Laura Palmer. NORMA A day of healing and coming together. SHELLY We could use more than a day. (pause, then) Norma, is it true they're going to honor you tonight? Twentieth anniversary of when you won? NORMA (playful) Hush. SHELLY If you entered you could win today. NORMA Listen to her, working on the judge already. SHELLY Since you brought it up ... ANNIE Good question: who are you going to vote for? Ahelly and Annie put an arm around each other and present a united front. Maybe they'll let you split your vote. NORMA (laughing) We have a customer. ANGLE ON DALE COOPER entering the diner. It's clear whose customer he is: to Shelly's intrigued glance, Annie walks over toward the counter. Looks like a staff meeting of the Double R brain trust. ANNIE We're trying to decide who's going to win tonight. COOPER No question about it. You are. ANNIE You're not exactly objective - COOPER I am completely objective. ANNIE (softly flirtatious) I think you're not as objective as you think you are. COOPER Perhaps that's why it seems so important to me that we kiss. ANNIE (affectionate, not shy) You impetuous boy. We have an audience. COOPER I know this violates multiple laws of physics, but at his moment, Annie, and I mean this quite literally... you are the only person in the room. Annie beams. They lean across the counter to kiss. Shelly and Norma look on, smile, look away. CUT TO: 4. INT. GREAT NORTHERN - DAY AUDREY HORNE stands pensively, her face half-lit by the fireplace glow. BEN HORNE enters, arms filled with books they nearly obscure him. Audrey manages a smile. Hi, Daddy. BEN (pausing by the fire, nearly losing hold of a tome) Audrey. The most intelligent face I've seen all day. You make the rest of us look like primates. AUDREY What's with all the books? BEN (listing each and every one) The Koran, the Bhagavad-Gita, the Talmud, the Bible, New and Old Testaments, the Tao-te-ching ... I have in my arms those holy books that constitute the fundamental framework of man's philosophies of good. Somewhere in here are the answers I seek. I intend to read them, cover to cover until find ... Audrey's attention has wandered back to the fire. Ben Finally stops rambling, sees the sad expression on her face. Listen to me, prattling on. It's Jack, isn't it? AUDREY He's only been gone a day. I ask myself how much will it hurt next week? BEN Let me give you a piece of ageless wisdom culled from these volumes: time heals all wounds. (she starts to reply) I know what it feels like. Believe me, I know. He'll be back. AUDREY We barely had time to realize how we felt ... BEN But what you had was highly concentrated. AUDREY It's the concentrate they make concentrate from. (sigh) I'm afraid I'll never see him again. BEN Jack's a man of his word. If he said he'll be back, he'll be back, I promise you. AUDREY (moved) You can't promise. But thanks for wanting to. I actually came in here to update you on my Seattle trip. BEN (closes the book) Update away. AUDREY (slowly turning her mind to business) The Packards are using Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash for the Ghostwood Project, but the bank's keeping a very low profile. They don't want the bad publicity. BEN Bad publicity is exactly what they're going to get. Audrey, have you given any more thought to the Miss Twin Peaks pageant? AUDREY Daddy, from the bottom of my heart, I don't want to be the town bathing beauty. BEN Audrey, Miss Twin Peaks is the ultimate local forum. It would be truly inspirational to have a winner with a political sensibility that extends beyond makeup strategies and recipes for cherry pie. (the Horne twinkle) And as you know, each contestant makes a speech to the asembled town. This year's theme concerns our immediate environment. And what we must do to preserve it. HOLD ON Audrey for a beat. Considering brand new strategies. Maybe I'd better take a look through those books myself. CUT TO: 5. INT. SHERIFF'S STATION - CONFERENCE ROOM START ON the cave painting reproduced on the blackboard: a cluttered concentration of various symbols, stick figures, stars, hieroglyphs. PULL BACK to ANDY BRENNAN standing myopically close to this drawing, staring at it with his own personal brand of awe. Cooper and TRUMAN, looking sleepless, re-enter the room carrying their coffees. Has he taken his eyes off it yet? TRUMAN Not today. (Andy's beat; moving on) We've still got people out combing the forest for Major Briggs. COOPER Harry, given their mutual connection to the Blue Book Project, I'm afraid Earle may have targeted the Major. TRUMAN For what? ANDY Interesting. They look over at Andy, who is still completely engrossed in the painting. Cooper and Truman are in proximity to the bonsai tree. I don't know yet. All of this appears to be flowing together. Earle's been seeking access to the Black Lodge as far back as 1965. This chess game may involve more pieces than we'd begun to imagine. And then there's the peculiar circumstances of Josie's death to consider. TRUMAN Consider them how? COOPER When Josie died ... I'm sorry I haven't mentioned this before, Harry, but I had to take into account your mental state - TRUMAN What is it? COOPER She was trembling with fear. Quaking, like an animal. I might even venture a guess to say that it was fear that killed her. And in the moment of her death ... I saw Bob. As if he'd slipped in through a crevice in time. Upon reflection, I believe there's a connection between his appearance and Josie's fear. He was attracted by it. He may even feed off it. TRUMAN You see any connection between Bob and the Black Lodge? COOPER I think it's where he comes from. I believe the Black Lodge is the source of what you've traditionally referred to here as the evil in the woods. If that's what Earle is seeking, it's imperative that we find our way in before he does. There's a source of power in that place far beyond our ability to comprehend. CUT TO: 6. INT. WINDOM EARLE'S CABIN Windom Earle, listening in on his shortwave set, springs out of his chair in excitement. Eureka! Dale, I could kiss your pointy little head. It's fear! It's fear, Leo, that's the key! (begins packing one of his silver briefcases) My favorite emotional state and all this time it's been staring me in the kisser. Leo, it's marvelous, a perfect fit. These night creatures that hover on the edge of our nightmares are drawn to us when we radiate fear, it's their bread and butter, a perfect symbiosis. And to gain entrance to their realm, a simple offering, the suffering of innocence, Oh, nature, perfect in design and aspect, you do not disappoint. Leo, look lively, victory is at hand. We know where the entrance is. We know when the lock appears and now we hold the key in our hands. He takes the photos down and packs them, then closes the suitcase. He lifts the other case. Forgive my hasty departure, dear one. But the time has come to gather my beloved Queen and embark upon our dark honeymoon. I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta. (beat) Leo, we must share a final sentiment ... We still cannot see Leo. During our time together in this verdant bower, I must confess I've developed something of a fondness for you. Sounding board, companion. Ever obedient and faithful. An all-around "A" for effort, Leo. Though I'm still a trifle miffed at your release of Major Briggs. But then You'll have plenty of time to reflect upon that, won't you? Goodbye, Leo. And good luck. As he goes, we PAN DOWN to Leo, who is very tightly shackled. He is holding the end of a string taut in his mouth. We FOLLOW the string directly above his head and see that it is holding a large suspended plastic bag shut. Inside the bag are dozens of deadly spiders. FADE OUT: END ACT ONE 7. INT. ROADHOUSE - DAY A line of Miss Twin Peaks contestants in black dance leotards rehearse the opening number. They include, amongst some faces we do not know, DONNA, Shelly, Annie, LUCY, Audrey, NADINE and LANA. Standing before them, sleeves up, a cigarette bobbing in his mouth, is the impresario and choreographer, the ubiquitous TIM PINKLE. The piano player, TRUDY, jumps back into a show tune and the girls begin their chorus line dance. Okay, one and two.. and three... (doing the moves with them) Step forward one and over and two.... The girls continue on their own as Pinkle steps over to a table and takes a large pull off his submarine sandwich. (through his chewing) Let the mood carry you... don't be afraid to be vulnerable... and give me just a little more leg... (beat) Now bend forward, like sap in the... er, sapling in the wind... a little further... very good... hold it for me... then up... and out. The song ends. Audrey eyes their trainer warily. You girls'll need a lot of work... (belch) ...but if you stay with it, I think I can make dancers out of you. (taking her aside) Especially you, Miss Horne. AUDREY What kind of dance was this, Mr. Pinkle? PINKLE A nature dance, my little friend. A celebration. AUDREY What are we celebrating when you have us all bending over? PINKLE Don't question the vision of your choreographer. You're but a petal on the rose. DONNA (aside to Shelly) Later it'll be the pistils and the stamens. LUCY Pistils and what? SHELLY (ruefully) Don't ask. NADINE We're on stage at last. That's all that matters. ANNIE This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. LANA I think it't just the greatest thing that ever happened. PINKLE (moving back) Once more with feeling, girls. I only have three things to say: energy, energy, energy. ANGLE OFF them over to a booth where the three judges, Norma, TREMAYNE, and Milford sit watching, and discussing. If talent's to be any part of our deliberations, we'd best close our eyes until Pinkie's done wrecking havoc. MILFORD (entranced) I love a chorus line. NORMA (beat, a look at them both) If we can focus here for a second, I have to get back to the diner: (back to the printed agenda of their discussion) "What qualities do we think best examplify Miss Twin Peaks?" MILFORD Beauty and power. (drawing their look) That's how I like 'em. TREMAYNE Poise. And... God help us... sophistication and breeding. NORMA I think a major factor should be originality. TREMAYNE Wouldn't that fall under talent? MILFORD Always nice when it does. TREMAYNE. Personally, I've always been big on style. NORMA That should be enough to work with. I'll make up the score sheets this afternoon. I've really got to go. TREMAYNE Terrific. She goes. Milford eyes Tremayne. Business time. Score sheets, shmore sheets. We're set on this, aren't we Dick? TREMAYNE Set on ... ? MILFORD She looks lovely today, doesn't she? TREMAYNE If looks could kill ... (off Milford's hrumph) Sorry Insensitive of me. MILFORD She'd make a great Miss Twin Peaks. TREMAYNE Wouldn't she just. But my vote is of course something I hold sacred and will exercise with the greatest care and consideration. As you well know, being a man who's been charged with the awesome responsibility of running this town. MILFORD (Still negotiating, voice lowered) Alright, I can give you three hundred, but not a penny more. Lana, as if on cue (and quite possibly so), comes over. Milford signals her over Tremayne's shoulder. (silkenly) Hello, Dick. We're on break. TREMAYNE H-hi, Lana. LANA Do you think you could help me find something in the storage room? TREMAYNE The storage room. LANA We're missing a very important prop. The Mayor signals his approval to Lana. CUT TO: 8. INT. STORAGE ROOM All light comes from the hall. Two silhouettes enter. She shuts the door, closing them into DARKNESS. I'm having trouble. LANA Just flick it. A moment. His flashlight goes on. Its light nervously scans the little room. Now, what exactly did you need to find? The flashlight goes off TREMAYNE Lana?... LANA Oh, did I do that? The flashlight goes back on. (a wreck) What are we looking for? LANA I don't know the exact, technical name for it.. TREMAYNE Well, does anything in here look like it ... The flashlight goes off. I think this might be it. TREMAYNE Oh. By George, I think you've got it. CUT TO: 10. INT. GREAT NORTHERN/COOPER'S ROOM - DAY Cooper sits crosslegged on the floor, perfectly still, eyes closed: he is deep in meditation. Slowly he opens his eyes. Holds for a moment, takes a deep breath. Smiles broadly. Still crosslegged, he reaches over and flips on his tape recorder. Diane, it's 1:15 PM. I've just concluded my second meditations of the day in lieu of sleep. I am completely refreshed and struck again by the realization that we all live at a fraction of our potential. We've been working round the clock on the cave hieroglyph. I know the answer is in that crude etching and I am now convinced that Windom Earle is searching for the same thing we are, and for diametrically opposite reasons. If I'm correct in my assumptions about the power of that unholy place ... God help us if he gets there first. Cooper pauses, clearly shaken by the implication. Then, quietly: I want to make specific mention of Annie Blackburne. Diane, she is a completely original human being. Her responses are as pure as a child's. To be honest, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Caroline. It's taken meeting someone like Annie to realize how gray my life has been since Caroline's death, how cold and solitary - A knock on the door. Cooper rises to answer it. Although occasionally there is something to be said for solitude. He flips off the recorder, opens the door. Annie stands before him. He admits her. You have nearly perfect timing. ANNIE That's not what our choreographer says. COOPER What can I do for you, Annie? ANNIE I have to give a speech in six hours. I haven't written a word and I don't have a thought in my hand. I am in a complete, sweaty-palmed panic and I needed to talk to someone, namely you. COOPER What's the topic? ANNIE "What You Can Do to Save Our Local Forests." So what am I supposed to do, stand up there like a deranged Barbie Doll, "make sure you're campfires are completely out, kind of like my brain." COOPER You're I terrified of public speaking. ANNIE Yes. COOPER (amused) Our forests need saving because of the way people regard them. ANNIE Expendable. COOPER If the Ghostwood development were going to cost thousands of lives, would it have even the slightest chance of going forward? ANNIE Trees aren't the same as people ... (answering herself) But they're alive. COOPER (extending the metaphor) Your forest ... is beautiful and very peaceful. ANNIE Part of it's been damaged. I've tried to replant, but nothing's taken root ... They kiss. Tentatively at first. Then with greater fervor. Let's not talk anymore about trees. ANNIE To be honest, that's not really why I'm here. The speech. COOPER The way I feel transcends metaphor. Obliterates it. ANNIE How do you feel? I mean, usually. I only ask because ... well, actually, I want to know. COOPER (an analytic detour) My habit is to construct and control my emotions with great precision. Everything ordered and in its place. What I am feeling now has steamrollered every barrier I've ever, if you'll excuse the expression, erected. I don't know what I know or don't know. I only know ... (happily jumbled, he sighs) I want to make love with you, Annie. That's all I know. ANNIE Good. COOPER Do you feel the same...? Annie begins to unbutton her blouse. A gentle ritual. (beat, she removes her blouse) I am eager ... and full of grace. COOPER That's good enough for me. Cooper reaches for her. HOLD ON Annie and Cooper for a long beat. As they begin to make love. CUT TO: 9. INT. HURLEY HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY START ON a standing screen in the dark living room of the Hurley house. Slides projected upon it. just now: Nadine in wrestling garb, slamming some hapless opponent to the mat. ... and this is me with last year's regional champion from Yakima. He was cute. But a little slow. Next! The slide changes. Nadine now appears atop a dazed opponent, a referee counts beside them, about to slam his hand on the to mat to signal "pin". ANOTHER ANGLE NADINE seated, peers proudly at the screen. MIKE, ED, and Norma are arrayed on the couch behind her. All equally uncomfortable, but determined to play along. DR. JACOBY runs the slide projector. Nadine continues, blissfully unaware: And this is me with Brock Farmington, Triple A champion from Spokane. Unbeaten in eighty previous matches, superior upper body strength, thighs like bridge supports... (a little sigh, sometimes it's too easy) I pinned him in a minute five. Next! One last slide. Nadine with an armful of trophies. And this is me with all the stuff I won. Nadine turns to the couch, beams, curtsies. Ed leads the others in polite applause. Congratulations, Nadine. MIKE (the enthusiasm of the sexually sated) Way to go, babe! Nadine leaps upon the couch next to Mike, gives him a big kiss. She takes his hand, holds it close to her breast. Jacoby turns on the lights, addresses the resulting foursome. (to all, but to Nadine in particular) Thank you, Nadine. You're probably wondering why we're gathered here today. I have found that when a couple contemplates divor - (catches himself) - er, breaking up, it is sometimes easier to talk about our feelings in the company of others. Nadine, maybe you would like to begin. NADINE Okay. Uhm. I guess it all started when I noticed Mike's buns in the hall at school. JACOBY And... how are you feeling now? NADINE (toying with Mike's hand as she speaks) Well. A little guilty, I guess. I mean Mike and I are hot. Miss Twin Peaks is tonight and Mr. Pinkle thinks I'm a show business natural. I mean because I'm so happy. I worry about Ed being sad. JACOBY Ed, are you sad? ED (god knows he's confused) No. JACOBY Nadine. How does that make you feel? NADINE It makes me feel like maybe it's time for us to get on with our lives the best way we know how. And leave the past behind us. It's a startlingly clear-headed pronouncement. Nadine gives Mike's hand a brief, affirming kiss. Jacoby nods approval. He turns to Ed, prods: Ed? Do you have something you would like to tell Nadine? ED (clears throat, takes the plunge) Nadine. Norma and I are planning to get married. A beat. All regard Nadine. Wait for her reaction. Finally: Really? That's wonderful, Eddie. 'Cause Mike and me are getting married too. That's news to Mike. Nadine squeezes his hand with superhuman strength. Mike's mouth opens in a silent scream. Then he flat out HOWLS. CUT TO: 11. EXT. COUNTRYSIDE START CLOSE ON dirtied shoes, footsteps stumbling up a ridge with great difficulty. Up a step, then another, then sliding down: the attempt to climb by a body that must struggle just to keep balance. 12. INT. RANGER TRUCK HAWK drives a country road. SHOT ROTATES away from him until we look out the windshield, where SUDDENLY. A MAN steps out into the road, groping, arms extended skyward; he has no sense he's stepping out in front of a vehicle. As Hawk CAREENS and SLAMS on the BRAKES, he watches the zombi-like face of Major Briggs passing by. Hawk pulls over gets out of the jeep and walks over to Briggs, who clearly does not recognize him. FADE OUT: END ACT TWO 13. INT. SHERIFF'S OFFICE - DAY Still very disoriented, Briggs sits across from Truman as Cooper rushes in. I waited for you. COOPER Thanks, Harry. TRUMAN Not that he's too talkative. A beat on Briggs. He checks out okay physically. Doc ran a blood test ... COOPER He's been shot up with haloperidol. TRUMAN Right. COOPER Garland ... did Windom Earle do this to you? BRIGGS Garland. What an odd name ... COOPER Was it Windom Earle? BRIGGS (shrugs) He was God, I suppose. COOPER Where did he take you? BRIGGS The woods? COOPER Can you be a little more specific? BRIGGS They were lovely, dark and deep. (to Cooper) The King of Romania was unable to attend. Hopeless. Cooper and Truman pull away. This might take awhile. TRUMAN How much time have we got? Andy enters, and without a word, walks straight past Briggs and up to the cave painting. Not enough. Let's leave him in here with us. Maybe something will bubble up. Harry, we're in trouble. If the door to the Black Lodge does exist, it probably exists only in time. An object like a door normally exists at a point in space and time. By way of contrast, a shooting star exists for us at a point in time over a continuim in space, but looking at it from the star's point of view might be an entirely different experience. TRUMAN Sorry, you lost me. COOPER If we're not at the right place at exactly the right time we'll never find the way in. ANDY Sheriff?... They both look over at Andy, who remains fixated on the drawing. Could the 4H Club have anything to do with all this? TRUMAN Doubtful, Andy. Andy continues staring. Cooper stands. (a touch awkward) Harry, you'll have to excuse me. I left someone waiting in the other room. TRUMAN (a glance at Andy) We'll be here. CUT TO: 14. EXT. SHERIFF'S STATION - DAY Cooper and Annie exit, taking slow steps out into the day. I'm sorry about this. I mean work. Having to be here instead of ... you know ... ANNIE Guess this isn't a good day to fall in love. COOPER It's a great day. I'm just not used to feeling such discord between my professional and personal concerns. ANNIE I'm not used to feeling what I feel right now either. COOPER Like a force of nature. ANNIE I think I may have found the inspiration for my speech. COOPER I think we may have found a lot of things ... ANNIE Don't say too much. You don't want to jinx us. COOPER No. I just don't want to lose you. ANNIE (she kisses him) Go back to work. My heart will start beating again when next we meet. My knight in shining armor. He smiles. Watches her go. Hooked. CUT TO: 15. INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY The room is spread with power tools, hand tools, gloves, soldering irons. PAN UP to a counter converted into a work bench, and on to a vice containing a small black box. Standing around the clamp are CATHERINE MARTELL, ANDREW PACKARD and PETE MARTELL. This has to be the last one. Look at it. CATHERINE I can't take any more of this. Boxes inside boxes... What's in there could be worth a fortune. ANDREW Maybe it's not a box at all. Maybe it's just a block of stainless steel. (beat) Eckhardt's last little joke. PETE Be a good one. CATHERINE (rolling her eyes) Let's channel some of that high wit into the job. PETE I just don't believe a little crumb like that can stand up to this Cram Jack All Duty Vise. ANDREW Again? PETE Again. Pete sits up on the counter, Andrew standing beside him. Pete locks his hands across the vise's leverage bar. Andrew leans against his brother-in-law, both hands pulling down on his shoulders. On three. One.. two... three. Pete paratroops down off the counter, with his whole body weight against the vise bar. Andrew yanks down on his shoulders, but one hand slips free, causing Pete's vise grip to loosen for an instant, sending both Pete and Andrew to the floor behind the counter. Andrew stands back up and yanks the box free of the vise and throws it to the floor in front of Catherine. (yelling) The infernal box. It's heinous. It is slowly driving me mad. CATHERINE Oh, good, Andrew, perhaps if you yell long and loud enough it will open by itself. ANDREW Do you have any better ideas, Catherine? Pete pulls himself back up from behind the counter using the handle of the vise for balance. He comes back down on the vise, which slams shut against Andrew's hand. Packard SCREAMS. Sorry, Andrew. Pete loosens the vise, freeing Andrew's left hand. The man is in indescribable pain. He looks down at his hand. Pain instantly turns to rage. He pulls out a gun we didn't know he had. Pete's eyes bug out. What are you doing? He didn't mean it... ANDREW Where's it? CATHERINE Where's what? ANDREW There it is. The tiny box. Halfway across the room. Andrew fires. It flies. He fires again. And again. Andrew, no!! And again. And again. He puts the gun down. Damned boxes. Pete comes out from behind the counter and walks over to the far corner of the room, into which are lodged the box's remains. Well, look at this. They come over. Three people are bending into a tiny comer. They rise. In Pete's hand is a key. A key. CATHERINE Where there's a key, there's a lock. ANDREW This should be kept safe. CATHERINE (with a suspicious look at Andrew) And in plain sight. PETE You two don't trust each other? A look at Pete. Then each other. Of course we do. ANDREW Like brother and sister. CATHERINE How about here. (to the desk) Under this bell jar. On the desk. In plain sight. ANDREW Splendid. (she places it there) So ... we have a key. CATHERINE Yes. We do. She sits down beside the desk. Andrew sits on the other side of the desk. A beat. They'll wait each other out. Pete, watching all this, shakes his head and walks out. CUT TO: 16. INT. HAYWARD HOUSE - DAY Donna comes down the stairs in a black sequined gown, hair and makeup meticulously done. She enters the living room where Doc and EILEEN HAYWARD gaze at her proudly. (a trace wistful) You look truly beautiful. EILEEN Read us your speech. But Donna's expression reveals a completely different agenda. Right now, I'd prefer to talk about the truth. EILEEN What truth is there? DONNA Something is going on between you and Ben Home. I want to know what it is. DOC Donna, don't talk to your mother that way - DONNA This isn't child-parent. This is eye-to-eye. I want to know. Now. EILEEN Donna, I understand your feelings. There are things you have to trust in. You're young and you don't see any limitations - DONNA I now the limitations of lies. I know you raised me to tell the truth. I expect the same from you. Pause. Eileen and Doc look at each other, agonized. If you won't tell me, I'll have to find out what I want from Ben Horne. EILEEN No ... DONNA Then tell me. Silence. Eileen looks away. Understand. This is your choice, not mine. And you've made it. She heads for the door. Doc comes to his feet. Donna - But she is gone. CUT TO: 17. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Deputy Andy brings fresh coffee into the conference room. He pauses to resume his contemplation of the cave painting on the blackboard. Andy sets down the coffee, moves even closer. Truman and Cooper confer nearby. Cooper has surrounded himself with various books and charts. He finds something. Andy, take a look at this: it's what you mistook for the 4H Club; the 4 and H are astrological symbols - ANDY You mean like planets? COOPER Yes, they're the symbols for Jupiter and Saturn. Some of these other symbols are planetary as well. What this paticular part of the puzzle seems to signify is a specific planetary position: Jupiter and Saturn in conjunction. TRUMAN What's that supposed to mean? COOPER Historically, when Jupiter and Saturn are conjunct, large shifts occur in power and fortune. Jupiter is expansive in its influence; Saturn, contractive. Conjunction suggests a state of concentration, intensification. What we have indicated here is something potentially explosive. (mind racing) Taking into account the earth's rotation, planetary positions are specific down to the last second ... (searching through books) ... and according to the Ephemeris, taking the other planetary positions on the wall into account, this conjunction will occur in our part of the world ... His finger stops. Cooper looks up. Surprised, concerned. When? COOPER Tonight. At midnight. (an intuitive leap) My God, Harry, the door to the Lodge, that's when it opens. That's what the puzzle's telling us. BRIGGS Protect ... the Queen ... COOPER (hyperfocused) If the door is open tonight then something else here must tell us where. We need to decipher the rest of this, immediately. Think, anything that looks familiar ... They look intently. Fear and love ... open the doors. COOPER What did he say? TRUMAN He said "Fear and love open the doors." COOPER (another flash) Two Lodges, two doors. Fear opens one, the Black. Love, the other. TRUMAN What does that mean? COOPER I don't know exactly. It just came to me. BRIGGS (a looped smile: Hamlet) "How does the Queen?" Cooper and Truman exchange looks. Cooper's on a roll. Of course: the Queen. TRUMAN Romania? COOPER No. The chess game's final piece. Follow my thinking. Earle takes the Queen ... TRUMAN The game's not over until you take the King. COOPER That depends on where he takes her. Maybe he takes her to the doorway when it opens ... TRUMAN Which Queen are we talking about? Andy, as if psychically awakened by this climate of collective revelation, suddenly goes dumbstruck. For the first time, he looks away from the board, over at Cooper and Truman. Agent Cooper ... COOPER Not now, Andy. Tonight ... the Queen. But who? A Queen. A crown ... ANDY Agent Cooper? COOPER Miss twin Peaks. TRUMAN Oh my God. The two of them spring from their seats. Agent Cooper, please - Andy comes over, crying to get their attention, and knocks over the Bonsai plant. Truman respectfully kneels to pick it up, and discovers... This plant... has a bug. He pulls out and holds up the electronic device. This Bonsai wasn't from Josie. It was from Earle. (doomsday pronouncement) He's way ahead of us, Harry. And we've been working for Earle from the start. What time does that conest start? TRUMAN Any minute. COOPER We've got to hurry. They bolt for the door. Andy, ignored, calls after. Agent Cooper!! FADE OUT: END ACT THREE 18. INT. ROADHOUSE/STAGE - NIGHT BEGIN ON the exuberant, concentrated expression of Nadine as she lands to the downbeat. TRACKING SHOT of the other contestants, who all form a chorus line in their leotards and dancing pumps. A small band plays the opening number as we INTERCUT amongst the girls: Audrey's detachment, Shelly's enjoyment, Donna's preoccupation, Annie's awkwardness, Lana's sultriness, Lucy's disorientation, Nadine's hopefulness, and the enthusiastic, nameless faces of others. INTERCUT through the audience, showing the three judges, Norma, Tremayne and Milford, the troubled Doc Hayward, the inebriated Pinkle, then finally PANNING OVER to where the LOG LADY stands, watching. The number ends to generous applause. Doc Hayward pauses in the wings, staring at Donna, hoping garner her attention. But she stares ahead, will not meet his gaze. Hayward steps to the microphone. He's got a lot on his mind. Good evening, everyone. Hope you've all had a good holiday. And welcome to the Miss Twin Peaks Pageant, in which one of these lovely, talented young citizens will be crowned Miss Twin Peaks. (applause) Now, commencing the talent segment of the show is Lucy Moran. Lucy steps forward, to the piano intro of Off Broadway. She looks awkwardly into the audience, shrugs, then breaks into a jazz dance that is shockingly good. The stagelight narrows to enclose her. Backstage, BOBBY BRIGGS, tomorrow's superstar, wanders about in a loose-fitting suit scoping out the crowd for possible opportunity. Not much. At a distance, he sees the Log Lady and shakes his head. Strictly small-town. Turning his head in another direction, he then sees... the Log Lady. He quickly turns back to the prior spot: no one. Thoroughly confused, he marches on over to the second Log lady, who is standing off in a corner, working quietly and efficiently at a power junction box. Excuse me.. did you invite family to this thing? The question is met with a deep stare. Suddenly the Log Lady hefts her log, CRACKS Bobby across the head, knocking him over, and out. CLOSE ON the 'Log Lady' until we can see, behind her glasses, the eyes of Windom Earle. CUT TO: 19. STAGE - LATER Doc Hayward returning to the microphone. Our next entry is Lana Budding-Milford, who will perform a dance of.. (checking his card) ... contortionistic Jazz exotica. Lana? Lana steps forward, to some recorded sensual Near East rhythms. CUT TO: 20. INT. ROADHOUSE ENTRANCE Cooper and Truman hurry into the Roadhouse. Already planning, eyes scanning the crowd for trouble. We're pulling in deputies from all over to surround the place. They should be here within the hour. COOPER It's essential that whoever wins this contest receive full police protection: 24-hour guard, house surveillance, everything. TRUMAN Soon as she's announced. Truman heads one way, Cooper the other. HOLD SHOT as Andy now arrives, frustrated. Agent Cooper... CUT TO: 21. STAGE ... as Lana swings into the beginning of some overpowering rhythm stretches. INTERCUT: 22. AUDIENCE REACTIONS Hawk and Andy stand in awe of this exhibition. Trying to follow Lana's movement, their heads slowly, simultaneously tip in opposite directions. In the judge's booth, Tremayne's mouth hangs open. Milford leans in close to him. That, my friend, is an artist. Tremayne is close to tears. PAN over to Norma, forehead in hand. CUT TO: 23. AUDIENCE - LATER Cooper moves carefully through the crowd, eyes right and left. Then he pauses, looks up. And spots a catwalk overhead. He pauses to wonder. Then turns his eyes back to the stage. DISSOLVE TO: 24. STAGE - LATER Audrey in the middle of her pageant theme speech. There is only one way to save a forest, an idea, or anything of value: and that is by refusing to stand by and watch it die. There is a law of nature which is more fundamental to life than the laws of man. And when something you care about is in danger, you must act to save it, or lose it forever. (beat) And that is what I, as Miss Twin Peaks or as Audrey Horne, intend to do. Applause. CUT TO: 25. BACKSTAGE Andy, continuing his search for Cooper, happens upon the still disguised Earle. Hello, Miss Log Lady. No reply. Earle is just hoping he'll go away. Have you or your log seen Agent Cooper? I've got to find him. LOG LADY (EARLE) (murmurs) No. ANDY What was that? LOG LADY (EARLE) (hoarsely) NO. ANDY Oh. Sorry. It's just that I've got to find Agent Cooper as soon as possible. Maybe you could ask your log to be extra, on guard ... The Log Lady/Earle stomps away. Andy looks after, puzzled, frustrated. Something's not quite right. He spots someone across the room. (back to the races) Agent Cooper. Andy races off. CAMERA REMAINS. And reveals what Andy just missed. A siren horn attached to the backstage wall, new wiring, a timing device. Carefully installed by Windom Earle. CUT TO: 26. STAGE - LATER Annie giving her speech. ... and to illustrate my point, I'd like to read these words from Chief Seattle, leader of the Suquamish tribe: "Your dead... are soon forgotten and never return. Our dead never forget the beautiful world that gave them being. They still love its verdant valleys, its murmuring rivers, its magnificent mountains, sequestered vales and verdant lined lakes and bay and even yearn in tender, fond affection over the lonely hearted living, and often return from the Happy Hunting Ground to visit, guide, console and comfort them." A hush has fallen over the crowd. She folds up her paper. 27. CUTAWAY - CATWALK Windom Earle, now undisguised, darts along the catwalk overhead. He attaches another device to a sandbag line, sets the timer. That's when Annie's voice catches his attention from below. Earle pauses, peers down at her with rapt expression. 28. BACK TO SCENE Why have we all lost touch with this beauty? We tell ourselves the world is not alive so that we won't feel its pain. But instead we feel it all the more. Maybe saving a forest starts with preserving the little feelings that die inside us every day. Those parts of ourselves we deny. Because if that interior land is not honored, then neither will we honor the land we walk. Thank you very much. She walks off to a salvo of applause. INTERCUT to show Cooper, who has been conferring with a deputy, pausing to watch her exit with evident emotion. And Tremayne, who looks swept away, and finally ... Windom Earle, in the catwalks above. INTERCUT: 29. EARLE'S POV His careful psychopathic eye SCANS the row of ladies, pausing a moment on Shelly; then Donna, and Audrey. We then PAN over to, and HOLD on, Annie. 30. BACK TO SCENE Doc Hayward walks back on the stage. Thanks to our contestants. The balloting will now commence and we will then announce our winner. CUT TO: 31. BACKSTAGE Lucy has succeeded in pulling aside Andy and Tremayne. Have you both forgotten what day this is? The two men look at each other. The answer seems too obvious. Miss Twin Peaks Day? LUCY Today is the day my unborn child receives a father TREMAYNE It was right on the tip of my tongue. LUCY I have decided that regardless of which individual is biologically responsible ... (looking into Tremayne) ... that I want Andy to be the father of my child. Both men attempt to digest this. Tremayne is tremendously relieved. Really? LUCY I'm sorry, Dick, but I have to do what's best for little what's his name. TREMAYNE Not at all. A sound choice. Heartiest congratulations, Andrew. Now if you'll excuse me, I do have a vote to cast myself ... (his signature smile) Here's to the children. He goes. Not quite the moment Lucy expected. She glares after him. Don't sound so disappointed. ANDY (remembering) My God Lucy, I am so honored you made this decision and I promise I will be a great father, but right now, I have to find Agent Cooper. He runs off. Lucy remains standing there. Men. CUT TO: 32. ANOTHER PART OF BACKSTAGE Donna searches for, spots and approaches Ben Horne. Her emotions are near the breaking point. I want to know what's going on between you and my mother. BEN (sincere, aware of others looking on) Donna, I believe the wisest course would be for all of us to sit down together and talk this out. DONNA NO. BEN (trying to comfort) Donna - DONNA Old pictures and Horne bearer bonds in the attic. Love letters to my mom. BEN (overlapping) Donna, I want to tell you the truth. I want to do the right thing - DONNA A birth certificate with no father's name on it. What the hell is going on, Mr. Horne? Why won't anyone tell me the truth?!? Tears form in Ben's eyes. Stunned, silent, overcome. He reaches for her. At that moment she, knows. Donna your mother and I ... DONNA Oh God. You're my father. Donna runs away. Ben calls after, he doesn't care who hears. Donna. CUT TO: 33. STAGE The girls stand in a line back near the curtain as Doc Hayward speaks into the microphone. It's now time to make the announcement. The winner of the contest and our new Miss Twin Peaks, is ... (opens a paper and reads) Annie Blackburne. Congratulatory screams of other contestants, who now hug the startled Annie. On the floor, the crowd reacts with generous applause. Cooper freezes, understands the danger she is in. Alert, he looks about the Roadhouse, determined to protect. Cooper remembers the catwalk, his premonition. He looks up. Someone is standing in the shadows overhead. Windom Earle. Cooper leaps forward. Meanwhile, an uproar from the judge's booth. Mayor Milford. This is an outrage. She's been living in this town for about fifteen minutes! (to Tremayne) What the hell got into you? TREMAYNE (very nearly genuine) She gave a beautiful speech, inherent in her message were words even the most craven among us can ill afford to ignore - MILFORD She stole half of it off a dead Indian, she plagiarized that speech - NORMA She didn't plagiarize, she quoted. MILFORD You voted for your own sister! NORMA And you voted for your girl friend! 34. ON THE CATWALK Cooper climbs up to the catwalk, hurls himself atop it. He draws his gun, looks ahead. Windom Earle stands at the other end, grinning from ear to ear. As the pandemonium continues below: Windom. Don't move. Cooper takes careful steps along the catwalk, gun aimed at Earle's chest. Looking out for traps, deadly surprises. Oddly, Earle says nothing, merely grins. A ghoulish apparition positioned in the far shadows. Dear heart. You are, if nothing else, consistent. As you have no doubt realized, our little game of four- dimmensional chess has concluded. And once, dear, dim, Dale - you have left your Queen unprotected. (a manic giggle) Forgive me. I amuse myself. You see, twenty years ago I made a promise. And tonight, I keep it ... in the Black Lodge. (whispered, antic) Farewell. I must be going. Earle holds up his arms to conduct an invisible orchestra. Then he slashes downward - and SUDDENLY the lights go out. MUTED SOUNDS of little explosives going off: smoke bombs. A COLORED STROBE LIGHT begins flashing, exposing in pulsations the growing pall of smoke. A SIREN then starts wailing through the room. Screams erupt in concordance, people are now scurrying about in panic. On the catwalk, Cooper races forward, lights flashing, smoke obscuring... only to find that Windom Earle is gone. On stage, pandemonium, the girls huddle in fright. A sandbag falls from above, LANDS on Nadine's head. More pandemonium, screams. CLOSE ON Annie, her own acute fear. Suddenly she hears a voice in the dark. (supernaturally gentle) Don't be afraid. Let me help you. A hand reaches out to her. Annie takes it, tentative. Once in its grasp, Annie is JERKED forward. Face to face with her captor, Windom Earle. Annie tries to SCREAM. Earle whips her away into the dark. Cooper leaps down from the catwalk, now searching for Annie as well as his nemesis. ANNIE! Suddenly: the siren STOPS. Chaos everywhere. Cooper fights his way through the crowd, eyes searching. Annie is nowhere in sight. Truman hurries over. Cooper stares out into the darkness, hopeless. The strobe dies. Smoke is clearing. Everyone's okay. COOPER He took Annie. He took Annie. TRUMAN I'll get everybody on it. Bastard won't get half a mile from here. Truman moves off purposefully. Cooper continues staring out ahead. Andy arrives, at wit's end. Agent Cooper, I've been looking all over, for you.... COOPER Andy, they're going to need you outside. ANDY This is important, that cave painting in the office, I finally figured it out. COOPER What's that? ANDY I knew I'd seen it someplace before. I know where it's telling us to go, it's not a puzzle at all ... it's a map. Galvanized, Cooper stares at the unlined, boundless face of Andy Brennan. FADE OUT: THE END |